Some of the best books for men that I have found when it comes to reading about the real motives and nature of women you can find here in this thread:


Sexploytation: How women use their bodies to extort money from men By Matthew Fitzgerald

The predatory female by Shannon Lawrence ( More of a funny book than anything.)

The myth of male power by Warren Farrell

Why men are the way they are by Warren Farrell

The manipulated man by Esther Vilar

That bitch: Protecting yourself against women with malicious intent By Roy Sheppard

The Rantings of a Single Male: Losing Patience with Feminism, Political Correctness... and Basically Everything By Thomas Ellis

The War Against Men by Richard T. Hise



And my personal favorite book:

A Natural History of Rape: Biological Bases of Sexual Coercion
by Randy Thornhill

You are completely off your rocker.

I once got bored and torrented the Kama Sutra (I never read it, just had it on my laptop) but it also came with a hole bunch of self help books for men, and I read some and had some serious lulz.

Warning: If you are a woman you'll most likely be offended by this thread.






You are the only one I care about.

You are the best candidate she's found thus far to become her lifetime, unpaid male butler.

If you keep up the good work she'll enroll you in doggie obedience school.


You are the only man I've ever really loved.

A blatant lie. This kind of statement comes during a final desperate attempt to lock you into a lifetime of servitude and is never heard after the wedding.


I want you to meet my family.

She doesn't want you to meet her family, she wants them to meet you to evaluate your financial prospects.


You are going to end up a lonely old man.

You have refused to allow her to con you into the matrimonial hustle and she resents you for it.


What do you do?

Probably the most common question posed by the predatory female in a social setting. A quickie audit of your financial potential.

All you care about is my body.

Usually spoken in a resentful tone for two reasons.

1) She's right.

2) So far she has realized less than anticipated reward for her services.

Forget what's happened in the past, it's now that's important.

Quit thinking about the alimony check you just wrote and the cute kids you used to think were yours. Let your guard down.


I agree, we should live together first.

It's easier to get the camel's head into the tent. Let the rest of her follow later.


I don't believe in living with a man out of wedlock.

Joint checking and saving accounts are a prerequisite for the nuptial bliss that comes with having sex once every six weeks.

I'm just not that kind of girl.

Bullshit. An hour ago she was at the gynecologist's office letting a perfect stranger finger fuck her in the name of modern medicine.

I'm not in the habit of doing this.

Nonsense. Her last boyfriend told you she could suck a tennis ball through fifty feet of garden hose.

I don't go away for the weekend with strange men.

Another example of the virginity complex. In reality she's been porked by every trucker from Abilene to Barstow.

Don't worry about me, I'm just glad it was good for you.

Thank god it is over. Now maybe I can talk him into dinner at Chasen's.

Sorry , I waited all day for you to call and now I have other plans.

Bullshit. She is simply sour grapes at having failed to transform you into a nematode who begs for sexual crumbs.






I'll post more excerpts later on- Joker

Today's excerpts from the book Predatory Female by Lawrence Shannon:


I wish I had met you years ago.

An old standard automatically issued to each new boyfriend. As a matter of fact you did meet when you were working your way through college as a shoe clerk but she wouldn't give you the time of day.


I want to realize my full potential before I settle down.

I want to try bagging a real fat bank account before I settle for yours.




( I'll post more excerpts everyday. ) - Joker

You are not talking about the gender 'female' here. You are talking about a certain type of person, and I assure you that these people exist as men and women. To show this I have created a male version of your delightful sayings. Enjoy.

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You are the only one I care about.

She has caught you talking to your ex girlfriend again. Probably about sex you used to have.

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You are the only (wo)man I've ever really loved.

A blatant lie. An attempt to make the woman trusting and ignorant to what goes on at the gentlemen's club.

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I want you to meet my family.

I want to check out your mother so I know if you will hold up over time.

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You are going to end up a lonely old (wo)man.

The threat used when being bothered about household chores when you cannot stop playing world of warcraft.

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All you care about is my body.

Well okay. Men don't usually say this. (Look at most of their bodies). They say "All you care about is my money"

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Forget what's happened in the past, it's now that's important.

Stop reminding me of the seven affairs I've had and how I was fired that time for sexually harassing a co worker.

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I agree, we should live together first.

So you can take up where my mother left off.

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I don't believe in living with a (wo)man out of wedlock.

AKA: stay out of my house so I don't have to clean it.

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I'm just not that kind of girl(/guy).

I just spent $1000 and ten hours playing on line poker but I cannot go shopping for groceries because of my manliness.

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I'm not in the habit of doing this.

Bullshit. You try desperately to get every woman you're with to do this and then sulk when they look at you like you're crazy.

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I don't go away for the weekend with strange (wo)men.

But I spend every other waking moment looking at them on the computer and masturbating.

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Don't worry about me, I'm just glad it was good for you.

Also, I came 3 minutes into it, so thank me for putting up with it for five more.

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Sorry , I waited all day for you to call and now I have other plans.

I drank too much beer and can't get my ass off the couch.

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( I'll post more excerpts everyday. ) - Joker

Oh yay - Judah and I

Having read over a good part of Sex-Ploytation, I should make a few remarks:

- Most of the rhetoric is generic. It is not particular to a situation of men or women. Mad-Libs could very easily be played with the thing: substituting Man for colonist, Christian, homosexual, woman(!), trade-unionist, illiterate, or just about any class that could be sketched as reactionary, or rebel. The anti-communist John Birch Society emulated the tactics and ideological framework of their enemy; similarly: Sexploytation could originally have been a feminist text, overwritten, and then with the words Man and Woman reversed?

- The reactionary men's movement is not a figment of the imagination. However, what sounds like misogyny all through Sex-Ploytation can hardly be anything but hurtful to any particular woman who reads it, (as opposed to the class: 'woman" that the text is about). If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck... Class analysis is always stereotype.

- Men are bound to take their loss of status in the system hard. Let's try to be sympathetic and understanding to the situation of these losers.

More quotes from the book predatory female by Lawrence Shannon:

Your putting limits on our relationship. You are unable to compromise. Your refuse to normalize our relationship.

You won't consent to her living independently on your bank account,with no accountability whatsoever.

You aren't caring and sensitive

You don't show the proper enthusiasm when reminded to open doors for her, take out the trash, empty her cat box, or carry her packages. Further you don't grin like a gibbon ape while she orders a seventy five dollar bottle of wine at dinner.

You're so cheap.

Why should I tolerate your reluctance to spend money when virtual armies of men can't wait to dump their wallets in my lap?

What would my friends say?

Don't categorize me, I'm not like other women.

You are starting to hear the faint scraping of the asp moving inside the wicker basket. You have tinkered with the latch and should consider yourself lucky to have so far escaped serious harm. Flee while you can.

You hate women, don't you?

You just finished telling her that the reason god created women was because sheep don't do windows.

I don't want our relationship to become stagnant

The blow job to dining out ratio is below standards, the campaign to move in with you is losing momentum, or she just met a sixty five year old multi-millionaire who's good for atleast a car or a condo.


I want to realize my full potential before I settle down.

I want to try bagging a real fat bank account before I settle for yours.

I want to find my identity, to be me, to discover myself.

I'm tired of being a housewife and a mother and I want to make it with some college guys.

Some body told me I dont love women because I wont insert my tongue in there vaginal cavity. Is this true?

playboy if you like being a dweeb hustler if you want to get the dick wet